I ran naked with a horse because I’m gay.
…
*Changes name to Loki*
I shot
A stripper
because hoes keep stealing my tacos
….
How accurate can that sentence get?
I ran naked with your mother because I love marijuana.
yes of course.
lol Kiki, yours is magnificent.
I ran naked with my lover because I’m sexy like that-
JSKHBNKAHKSKDNASLD-
I cuddled with Paris Hilton because I’m a pimp
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(Source: grim8ark)
totesinigomontoya reblogged this from insomniaccatboy and added:
I ate homer because I’ve got abs what
insomniaccatboy reblogged this from aqueousescapist and added:
I cuddled with my lover because I have AMAZING boobs Clearly.
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ebonycherie reblogged this from blueorchid33 and added:
I banged a porn star because hoes keep stealing my taco.
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knightjj reblogged this from crazimonkyhazard and added:
I banged my best friend because I didn’t like the way (s)he looked at me.. that’s kinda wierd… also my sister ate Paris...
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marineviolinistarchive reblogged this from gamzees-dick and added:
Riley shanked a horse because he’s a pimp. I slept with a horse because I’m sexy like that.
mikkiimora reblogged this from chalupafairy and added:
I needed my best friend because hoes keep stealing my tacos
pendrascornielius reblogged this from crazimonkyhazard and added:
I smoked with the cookie monster because I’m a pimp I accept this
crazimonkyhazard reblogged this from slickster46-ler and added:
I stabbed a condom because I love to snort cocain
chalupafairy reblogged this from gamzees-dick and added:
I cuddled with a condom because I love to snort coke. How’d they know?
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terezipygrope reblogged this from infini-tree and added:
I shanked your grandma because hoes keep stealing my tacos
slickster46-ler reblogged this from infini-tree and added:
I stabbed my boyfriend because I smoked crack. That seems plausible.
infini-tree reblogged this from emberwing12 and added:
i need a glass of milk because hoes keep stealing my tacos. :|
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emberwing12 reblogged this from the-seer-of-void and added:
i ran naked with a drink because i smoked crack. sounds good to me
the-seer-of-void reblogged this from gamzees-dick and added:
I cuddled with a hippie because I smoked crack. :U wut.
theleakylady reblogged this from gamzees-dick and added:
I beat the kool-aid man because I love to snort cocaine halp
gamzees-dick reblogged this from mindmeltygoodness and added:
i ran naked with the cookie monster because i have amazing boobs wat
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prettyyellowflowers reblogged this from davestriderplays and added:
I stabbed an easter egg because I’m gay basically my life
justastalker reblogged this from davestriderplays and added:
I stabbed the trojan man because i love to snort cocaine….
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gagandthemachine reblogged this from empirestateofgay and added:
i banged a tulletubby because the people in my head were banging.
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rainbowskies146 reblogged this from empirestateofgay and added:
I cuddled with a glass of milk because I’m gay ._. quite accurate…
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cas-play reblogged this from restlessfoxx and added:
I smoked with the kool-aid man because hoes keep stealing my tacos. … … waHT
restlessfoxx reblogged this from mikkiluna and added:
I ran naked with a stripper because i have AMAZING boobs. LOL
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johnsnippletassels reblogged this from potatokouhai and added:
I banged your mom because I’m sexy like that. welp.
mikkiluna reblogged this from davestriderplays and added:
. I ate a homeless guy cause imma pimp Hey imma zombie!!
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wiccanisms reblogged this from aquabatsyaoi and added:
I beat the cookie monster because hoes keep stealing my tacos ok…
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aquabatsyaoi reblogged this from amburgurandfries and added:
Oh cool what’s this abou- … ..i stabbed a porn star because i love to snort cocaine I stabbed a porn star because I love...
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meximeximan reblogged this from dai-nerevarine and added:
i slept with a porn star because hoes keep stealing my tacos
mizlizz reblogged this from aqueousescapist and added:
I needed a pot head because I love marijuana. huh
blueorchid33 reblogged this from porrimkarkat and added:
So apparently I banged a teletubby because I’ve got abs. I DO WHAT I WANT
gotnerd reblogged this from dai-nerevarine and added:
I ran shirtless with a french fry because I’m sexy like that. …wait whAT
dai-nerevarine reblogged this from berikyuu and added:
I cuddled with my lover because I’m sexy like that. Well then.
berikyuu reblogged this from sandmans-back and added:
I smoked with a toothbrush because I’m sexy like that.
zorethelshadows reblogged this from shepard-sama and added:
i smoked with a dog because im sexy like that okay first of all i dont even smoke and theres like…no dogs around where i...
